This is the Hornets. This is the Hornets at the top of the Western Conference.
ESPN should not be showing anything on Sportscenter except the Hornets. There should be nothing on the front of their website if it’s not the Hornets. Do not even open your mouth to speak unless it is the Hornets of which you speak. The Times Picayune should plaster the Hornets all over the entire paper tomorrow. In color. Because not enough people know they exist. And this is unacceptable. Huge win tonight. So hyped up.
ESPN: And now, a possible preview of the Western Conference finals.
Me: It’s us!
ESPN: … the Lakers and the Spurs.
Me: Is he talking?
ESPN: blah blah Spurs blah
Me: Did the Spurs win? Did the Spurs play? I wasn’t looking.
Mike: (dies)
I have pretty much been going on like this for half an hour…
We should have a strong crowd for the next few home games…I hope.