……But thanks!
With an attendance goal to meet, the Hornets’ MVP is turning out to be the fans.
Here we have a rare sighting of a positive Hornets attendance article in the wild. This elusive specimen was glimpsed on the front page (not the front page of Sports, the Front Page front page) of the Times Picayune, marking it as an article of a doubly rare species. It had to be photographed quickly before it disappeared, never to be seen again by scientists for many, many years.
Historic.
HypeMeter: Possibly at an all-time high.
I think such a creature was thought to be extinct,. much like the coelacanth.
Multi-colored even…sweet!
Aw look. The TP made teal just for us.
I saw that this morning, too. It gave me a happy face. We’re well on track to meet the attendance target.