Mike W: Look how ridiculous this looks.
Ticktock6: What?
Mike W: I can’t figure out what this giant thing is on his shoulder. I swear to god, it’s gotten bigger since he got it.
Ticktock6: Oh, I thought it was just a band aid.
Mike W: Me too! But I swear, it has grown! I mean, what is it? At first I thought it was, like, an injury. Or maybe it’s covering a really inappropriate tattoo or something. Is it a tumor? Why is it so huge? Does he have a magic rock taped to his shoulder? For good luck?
Ticktock6: (dies)
Mike W: Well, it must work, because he’s the best player on their team.
Ticktock 6: MAGIC ROCK AHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike W: Did you just see that Jeffries guy? Is that guy homeless? No, seriously. Why is this guy’s hair all lopsided and scraggly? He looks all emaciated. Do you know how much money this guy saves, making millions of dollars and living on the streets? If we lose to these freaks with their homeless dude, their midget, and their magic rock… I’m going to cry.
For the record, the “midget” is 5′9″ Nate Robinson. He’s a quality player despite his height, but you’d think CP would be psyched about guarding someone smaller than him for once and maybe even sport a few blocks. But no. He’s decided to be lazy and let him score at will. WAKE UP CP! Whatever the sound opposite of “woo” is, I just made it.
its a shoulder tampon
When I googled it, someone said it looked like a maxi pad.
I believe it is a therapy wrap. I don’t know the name, but is holds the shoulder in the correct position. I had one going down the back of the shoulder.