Hornets Hype

In a basement. In our pajamas.

Why you may aByron Ticketsk? This team is 24-34, barely able to stay afloat in the Leastern Conference. Is it possible ROY Al Horford? No.  Is it trade deadline acquisition Mike Bibby? No.  It is because of the season ticket image.  Notice, to the side of this post an image of said ticket, featuring Byron Scott.  This season Byron has signalled the apocalypse like nearly no other, with the Hornets going 1-2 in games when he is on the ticket.  Only Mo-Pete signals similar doom (also 1-2).  

For those season ticket holders out there, at this point, we’re rooting for D-West to be on the ticket, to which the Hornets are an unstoppable 4-0. No one would compalin if Peja was on the ticket, when we’re 3-1. Not to be too far outdone, the Bees are 5-2 if CP is on the ticket and 5-3 if Tyson is on the ticket. And what may be most symbolic of this year, when all five of the starters are on the ticket, we are undefeated at 1-0.

These are all things that may concern whoever comes up with what to put on the tickets come playoff time. But in the meantime, watch out for those Hawks.



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4 Responses to “The Numbers Do Not Lie: BEWARE THE HAWKS!”

  1. We Will win this, as you said the ticket can’t lie. And I am actually scared of Looking at that BS picture geez.

  2. Sure enough, Bees pulled it out. Brings Byron up to 2-2, leaving Mo as the sole harbinger of woe. Although Mo gets his chance Friday against the Nets. Go Hornets!

  3. Perhaps Mo Pete will even up his record too.

  4. Byron and MoPete are now .500. So the Hornets no longer have a losing ticket!



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