Quote of the Night:
[while watching NBATV cover every game in progress between every scrub team in the NBA]
“Where is our game? I don’t get it. We know they love to suck LeBron’s dick… Maybe they’re embarrassed because he prematurely ejaculated tonight.”
- mW, referring to LeBron inexplicably driving to the basket and leaving 7 entire seconds for the Hornets to get the ball and win the game


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March 27th, 2008 at 3:19 am
Are you fucking kidding me?!? Talk about sucking dick. Not only did NBA TV not criticize Lebron for shooting with 7 seconds left (or even question it), but Peter Vescey had the nerve to backhandedly compliment CP on creating the final game-winning play, and then say “I’m not saying he’s better than Deron Williams, but…” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? And then, inexplicably, the other random white dude, who generally sucks Dee-Ron’s dick, says, “I’m saying it. Chris Paul is better than Deron Williams.” WTF? I’m still at a loss. I immediately changed the channel once our masturbatory fix of watching all Hornets highlights was over.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
ESPN’s “NBA Fastbreak” show actually opened with the Bees V. Cavs game. Of course, after the highlights and analysis of the game were over, it took Tim Legler exacly 2.468 SECONDS to shoot down the Hornets playoff chances. Yes, I timed it. I gotta give Rick Carlisle a little credit. He actually stuck his neck out, and handed the Hornets a back-handed compliment. When asked if they had a shot at the finals, he stated “…no worse chance than anyone else in the West.” Nice job Rick. Well done sir. Its all about progress.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
The backhanded compliments kill me. CP3… the man is an MVP candidate. He’s been supercompetitively dying to get a playoff spot for 3 years. And he’s going to choke because he’s young? Doubtful. Highly.
March 27th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I guess it’s all good. Because it’ll taste that much sweeter when we pick up win after in in the playoffs. I don’t know how far we’ll go, but I know the Hornets aren’t rolling over for anyone.