What DO they teach them in these schools?Me! Me! I’m available. And I would never allow this embarrassing grammatical error to grace the front page.

Grammar aside though, to answer the question, I say the lack of size doesn’t make sense. I don’t know why they didn’t bring another big man. They have… Howard, Boozer, and Bosh? And that’s it? A couple weeks ago, people were saying they wouldn’t bring CP because they wanted size. And then you don’t bring a backup 5?

Should have brought Tyson…

12 Responses to “Note to ESPN: Hire More English Majors”
  1. $nave says:

    My favorite rapper is To Short!

  2. ticktock6 says:

    … picture me twitching… :-D

  3. $nave says:

    More better!

  4. ticktock6 says:

    btw, I’m an English teacher in my “real” life, so…

    … your comments are a dagger to my heart!!

  5. $nave says:

    I’ll drop it. I can imagine the first Superman movie where I’m Lex Luthor and you are Superman. The kryptonite necklace is slowly killing you. One more before I go: “alot”. That’s right! One word, no space. I am evil.

    My Olympic wish was for Tyson to make the team. I wonder why they need three point guards; CP3 and Darren Williams are good to go. No need to have an old man chaperon the kids in China.

  6. E.J. Rios says:

    for those of us who are probably a little slow, where is the grammar error? I don’t see it.

  7. ticktock6 says:

    In the Olympic team story, “to short” should = “too short”.

  8. E.J. Rios says:

    I knew I should have payed more attention in english this year.

  9. Matt says:

    OMG! Thyre 2 short!

  10. mW says:

    I’m with $nave on the TC comment. 3 point guards on a 12 man roster without a 7-footer? Honestly, Kidd, who’s already had two shots a Gold should have been dumped for CP and D-Will. But if Coach K is dead-set on Kidd, he should have dumped D-Will. I know Howard is a monster who barely seems 6′11″ (I know, he’s not 7′4″?), and Bosh can play the 5, but having a 7-footer, even as a back-up, would have been sensible.

    That said, they have CP, Kobe, Melo, Boozer, and Howard. Seriously, who’s stopping them?

  11. ticktock6 says:

    Color me surprised that Dwight Howard is not 7 foot. I just assumed he was. He’s massive.

  12. $nave says:

    The only team that that stop Team USA is Team USA.

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