From the not so distant past…This isn’t a bad look for JuJu, the Hornets’ most recent draftee. (I guess if they don’t draft this year, he’s kind of going to be the baby forever, right? Tough luck there. At least they’re done making him carry around the pink backpack.) Everything matches, I like the tie, and the pocket square is always a nice touch (although here it looks more like a pocket… chunk of fabric that’s stuffed in there). Good job, Mr. Wright. Nothing embarrassing here. You have escaped unscathed.

Down below, however. Oh hey, Bonzi, is that you under the shadow of that hat and that ginormous suit? I think it’s really more of a trench coat. It’s the spy look. He doesn’t want to be seen. I think that jacket is as tall as David Stern.

And below Bonzi? I know he’s not a Hornet anymore, but…

I could not resist the pull of Bobby Jackson’s BLUE draft day suit. I had to give an honorary shout-out to it. Just look at it. You can’t drag your eyes away from it, can you? It’s electric!

Hello? Bonzi? Who the hell is that under there?

BLUE!

3 Responses to “Embarrassing Hornets Draft Photos Part II”
  1. Matt says:

    Bonzi’s suit looks like it was donated to him by Shaq.

  2. mW says:

    I can’t figure out if Bobby dumped an ass-load of cash on a hideous suit or if it’s just a shitty suit…crazy…

  3. Matt says:

    a combination of both, i’m sure

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