… continues to lay down the law in the regular season, I will have to give him his own tag. And it will be, “I’m Mike James, Bitch!”
I felt the need to announce that. Because I say that all the time in my head, and I can’t be the only one. Can I?
Can I?
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October 11th, 2008 at 12:25 am
[Slapping noise.]
October 11th, 2008 at 8:30 am
When Mike was a Raptor, we said it ALL. THE. TIME.
Go ahead and make that tag now.
October 11th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Raptors fans made that the running joke the season he played here. Due to injuries and an inept roster assembled by Rob Babock, he was able to run around and jack up shots at will. I believe he averaged close to 20 ppg and went into free agency posting career numbers. To this day he still remains one of my favourite interviews for his zanny and geniune soundbites.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
What did the five fingers say to the face?… SLAP BITCH!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I like to think he screams those words at the mirror every morning.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
He needs a “UNITY” ring
October 11th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
$nave, he needs to have that imprinted on his head for at least a week.
The big thing for Mike James here (in Texas) was: ‘Mike James!! Who? Mike James!!’. Even the announcers were yelling it, which effectively ruins any potential of it becoming ‘cool’ with the kids.
This, of course, in reference to Houston, TX native Mike Jones (the rapper) when he had somewhat national exposure during ~2005. This, also, during Mike James’ tenure with the Houston Rockets. Mike Jones had a running-gag of yelling ‘Who?’ on stage because his common name, in which the crowd would respond ‘Mike Jones!!’.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am
Back then, they didn’t want me.
Now, I’m hot, they all on me.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I had a dream last night that Tyson Chandler gave me his phone number.
I’m not sure how I feel about it yet.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Thanks. This is going to be stuck in my head for who knows how long.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Here’s what I want to hear this season. Hornets on the road. In Creole Blue. Mike James jacks a three to win the game. Bob Licht: “I’m Mike James, bitch!”
October 13th, 2008 at 10:39 am
@ Ron: Oh, hey now. Back off Tyson.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:27 am
@mW: I don’t think Bob Licht knows the word “bitch.”
@ticktock6: I didn’t ask for it, he just gave it to me. You know how it is being a Hornets blogger. We get hit on all the time. Gets old fast.