What’s up, people of the blogs?
It’s been kind of a rough week, hard to be a mercenary killer when you’re not winning, ya know what I mean? So anyhow I wrote y’all some haikus:
Back off of CP
Overrated fools shoving
Purple rolls this time
Gotta shoot lights out
Peja, you need your swag back
Get it on from three
Damn right you know me
I am the Boba Fett of
The Western Conference
All loose balls are mine
No one likes a bullshit call
Technical foul shots
Red dudes rebounding
Da flow just won’t flow tonight
Sad week 4 insects
Advice from a champ:
To be the best you gotta
Live thru this, my friends
P.S. Hells yeah, they are proper haikus. I went to English class sometimes, k? Chick who sat next to me in that class was smokin, ya know what I mean? Uh-huh. You do.
(Read the first installment of the Real Diary of James Posey.)
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November 16th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Brilliant. I love Pose.
November 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
The Prose of Pose
November 16th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I just abused the meaning of prose because I wanted to be cute.
November 16th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
It’s OK, he sometimes writes prose. Pose Prose. Just not today.
November 16th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Hes all literate an shit.
Im not :/
November 16th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Posey just likes to prove that the pen is mightier than the sword; plus he likes the last word, and is likely to lose himself in the lethargy of a slow Sunday poem or prose that he crafts: taking his time with each successive draft to take his mind away from the day to day drudgery of practice, play, and world domination.
We love Pose.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Coach Scott put me in
Railed off three three’s all clutch shots
Sun hates me too hot
November 17th, 2008 at 9:26 am
$nave: Pure brilliance. I think it’s better than mine.
mW: Perhaps I should put the World Domination tag on all Posey’s posts…
And finally, random fact of the day: James Posey’s MySpace plays my favorite running/workout song in the world. Too bad I’m not going to be running or working out because of my BROKEN TOE. (You’re right. You knew I was going to come up with some thinly veined excuse to get my broken toe in here somewhere. Well, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.)
November 17th, 2008 at 9:35 am
tt6, maybe we can get Posey to look at your foot and it becomes magically healed cause he’s good like that.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I’m the clutchest shot
You shall have no other clutch
Shooters before me
@ Matt: Luckily my broken toe does not in any way impact my blogging game.