Because sometimes weird people get here by Googling weird stuff.
1. “how tall was Chris Paul in high school” - 6′5″. He shrunk.
2. “ceiling fan repair service” - This one always makes me laugh. Because I totally know why it happens. For those of you who haven’t seen it, here’s Tyson Chandler’s For Love or the Game. Of course his wife wins, because the teammate always says dumb stuff on these things and loses. In this particular video? The highlight is Jannero Pargo saying, with a perfectly straight face, if Tyson wasn’t in the NBA, he’d be a ceiling fan repair man.
3. “Peja’s hot wife” - Yeah. We know.
4.“James Posey girlfriend” - Ladies. We need to talk. Now, James Posey has been known to inspire man-crushes and crushes alike, because of his mad D and clutch 3. However. Do you really want to date this man? Really? Really? Aw, you know I love Posey. But he might… wait for it… be a little sketch.
5. “Hornets to Seattle.” - No.
I save this kind of stuff to take the edge off, you know, after the team blows a first half lead at home to another inferior First rule of Hornets slump: don’t talk about it. But if you’re a glutton for more punishment, or are interested in learning about this stuff, At the Hive breaks down some of last night’s defensive breakdowns with video. Wait… that didn’t sound right. Dammit, now MY GAME IS LAZY TOO. See what you’ve done.
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November 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am
Hahah. A search term someone used to find At the Hive today: “what team drafted Chris Paul”
November 21st, 2008 at 8:55 am
If not for the shrinkage, CP definitely would have been MVP last season.
At 247, we’ve been getting a lot of hits from the term “Bobcat pelt” ever since Ryan wrote the Bobcats preview. We get a lot of people arriving on the site looking for Honeybee pics, too. I feel bad for them since all our old pics still haven’t been restored since we relaunched the site. Empty promises = unhappy perverts.
November 21st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Who are all these people who want bobcat pelts?????
I didn’t have any really weird ones this time. But I find it mildly disturbing that MULTIPLE WOMEN want to stalk James Posey. (Or maybe I don’t. They just want a piece of that breakfast of champions.)
November 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
The first rule of James Posey’s sketchiness is also: you do not talk about it. Unless the aforementioned thing we don’t talk about continues. Then we’ll have a field day with it.
November 21st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Got a great one today: derragatory irishman cariacture