Here’s what I want to know, ESPN. Why is this game at 8/7 Central? Don’t you know I look forward to Eastern Conference road games for the sole reason that they make me happy by starting an hour earlier, at six instead of the usual seven? Well, except for Indiana Pacers games, because I’m still not sure what time zone Indiana is in. (I was unaware of this ridiculousness till the preseason of this year, and I think I’m still not over finding out about it.) But really. Let’s get on with it, right? It is 5:54 and I should be two beers deep watching the pre-game by now. Thanks for ruining my entire evening schedule, ESPN.
And also.
Thanks, fridge, for having no beers inside.
Matchups:
Chris Paul vs. Rajon Rondo
Razwall vs. Ray
Peja vs. The M@thaf*ckin Truth
KG crawling like a dog vs. David West running past him and dunking
The Ceiling Fan Repair Man vs. Kendrick Perkins
Relevant Linkage:
Ticktock6’s Crush on Paul Pierce | The Real Diary of James Posey | A Photograph of My Cat Jolee Bindo | An Actual Game Thread | Another Actual Game Thread
I’m just kidding. We don’t do game threads here. Now you know why.
UPDATE: Tyson Chandler not playing because he’s having random neck spasms. WTF, Tyson. We are totally not speaking. I officially am depressed in advance because of this impending blowout. Like I think I already feel tomorrow’s hangover. I believe in Hilton Armstrong, I believe in Hilton Armstrong, I believe…
I couldn’t be more excited for this game.
CP3 is gonna shat on fools.
So far so good.
I need strong drink to get thru this game.
Disappointing. I never once thought we couldn’t win this game. I still like our chances if we have to go back. But the line-ups were a complete mystery tonight. Byron. I 100% blame you for this loss.
We’re not going back. They’re coming here. Bring it.
Oh really? It’ll happen in June.
I just think it’s funny that 50 people apparently clicked on my cat possibly thinking that was a joke, only to find out that it is in fact a photograph of my cat.