Oh. You thought I was kidding.
You don’t know me like that.
Anyway, I am pretty sure these are the official stats on my James Posey jersey, laid out gamer style. It’s 6-1, plus I am convinced it saved me from death by decapitation. Really, what more can you ask for from one $35 item of clothing? Ya know what I’m saying?


Cool
It better work tonight!
Knicks are on my shitlist for tainting my indestructible jersey…
Oh. Mah. Gawd.
This exceeds my most delusional, drug-induced fantasies.
tt6, I feel the sudden urge to name a child after you. I may even be forced to make one in order to do so.
Haha, -10 vs. musical opponents?
Yes, the jersey’s one loss was to the Jazz.