While making fun of the corporate-whorish NBA TV/Nike “24 Hours of LeBron” to celebrate LeBron James’ 24th birthday, I jokingly stated that the next Hornet birthday, I’d top that. January 13th is James Posey’s birthday. And I am a woman of my word. Check out the rest of the silliness here.
A Wrap-Up of All the Prose of Pose
Hour 1: The #41 Jersey: A Statistical Diagram
Hour 2: THE_REAL_POZZZZ on Twitter (Pt.1)
Hour 4: THE_REAL_POZZZZ on Twitter (Pt.2)
Hour 5: Celtics-Lakers Game 4 (video)
Hour 12: Great Moments in Drunkenness (video)
Hour 13: The Many Colors of James Posey
Hour 14: The Real Diary of James Posey
Hour 15: Hip Check What? (video)
Hour 16: THE_REAL_POZZZZ on Twitter (Pt.3)
Hour 18: The X Factor
Hour 20: The Man Hug
Hour 22: Accessorizing With Pose
Hour 23: Growing Up With Pose (plus a bonus!dirty comment)
Hour 25: Posey vs. Kamla on NBA TV: the best interview transcript you’ll read this season
Hour 27: The bobblehead
Hour 28: Hornets Training Camp (video)
Hour 29: Great Moments in Pissing Off Kobe
Hour 31: 278 Poseys, One Ticktock6
Whew. That’s a lot of Pose. Thankfully, 24 hours of Chris Paul will be eight hours less exhausting… ha! You know we’re never doing this again, right?
Three final notes, and the first one’s on the mood theme. You might have noticed the smilies at the bottom of each post are all tiny James Poseys. That wasn’t just for yesterday– it’s a permanent thing. There are, in fact, 68 James Posey moods. No, I won’t post them all. There’s one in particular that’s only going to see the light of day for a really… special… occasion. (NOTE TO HORNETS: Being the Cavs’ first home loss would be that occasion. I am JUST SAYING.) But in the meantime, it’s in the shadows, like a phantom, waiting… like Posey himself.
Second, this is Hornets Hype’s 400th post, and yesterday morning we received our 50,000th visitor. Yay us.
Finally, I would like to say thank you to James Posey. We think you’re the best free agent signing of the summer of 2008. We really do love and appreciate what you do for our team. And we couldn’t be happier to have you along for the ride.
Hornets Hype would like to wish a Happy Birthday to Mr. James Posey!
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Happy Birthday, Pose!
What The Wall was to Pink Floyd, 32 hours of James Posey is to HornetsHype. Well done.
Oh, and happy birthday, Pose!!
Freakin exhausting… I don’t want to hear you say I never did anything for you, Posey! Ya hear me? Now let’s go beast all over the Mavs!
nice work, HH.
Okay, for some reason Hornets Hype wasn’t loading on my computer for the past 3 days. So I am now about to read the first 31 hours of Posey… and what’s the deal with 6-11??
Posey redacted them.
Okay completely off the subject, if you go to hornets.com, then the swarm, then look around the members some people have pictures with hornets players, one guy has a photo with Julian and he looks evil….seriously………..
Sorry, but I’m just not seeing your love for this guy. Hasn’t played a decent game since November … just my opinion.
Aw. Don’t hate. The three will be back.
(He’s had six 15+ point games in Dec-Jan anyhow.)