I should get one. What would it look like?
Kinda slow on the uptake, a little depressed, and with a goofy “it wasn’t me!” grin? Why, Pose, why?
We need to put an APB out on the Hornets bench. Like now. Lost: one bench. Age: 23-33. Height: 6’8″ish, on the average. Ethnicity: mostly African American, with a touch of Iowa and Kiwi. Last seen: In the second quarter, looking sheepish. If found, please return to Verizon Center, 601 F Street NW, Washington, DC. Before tomorrow afternoon if possible.
But since it’s always nice to end with something funny after you talk about something horrifyingly bad, here: go over to Ball Don’t Lie and caption this photo of Shocked!DWest.