Comments on: First Annual NBA Hot Baller Tournament: Round 1, Div 4 aka The Hottie Bracket

By: celtics afterthoughts: the wins keep coming somehow | inane musings

celtics afterthoughts: the wins keep coming somehow | inane musings — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:44:14 +0000

[...] look at them anymore and not think of them as the adorable “baby Thunder” thanks to Hornets Hype. I’m sure someday, they’ll come into their own and start kicking the collective asses [...]

By: Mo

Mo — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:18:48 +0000

Sual FTW!!!

By: mW

mW — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:54:29 +0000

But the Thunder beat the Spurs tonight. That’s sweet. Now if we can just beat the Kings…

By: Mo

Mo — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:04:44 +0000

The Thunder are some ugly looking guys. I had to vote for the Nuggets almost by default. And God forgive me but the dude sitting next to Kirilenko (Fesenko) looks like he’s 1 chromosome short of being a mongoloid.

By: Caleb

Caleb — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:23:45 +0000

My wife thinks Deron Williams is one of the hottest dudes in the world.

I guess I can see it.

Kelenna Az… yeah his look is as smokin as his 3-pt percentage (46% – damn!).

By: ticktock6

ticktock6 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:15:59 +0000

See, I think Monta is on that special field trip… so he’s not cute to me. Haha.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:27:53 +0000

ticktock6: I’ve always thought that about RJ but I won’t go there either…

Thunder-Nuggets: Gave it to the Nuggets easy. Sonny Weems did it for me. Watched him played at Arkansas and always thought he was hot.

Jazz-Warriors: Gave it to the Bay boys. Corey Maggette has nice eyes even though I don’t really like him, Monta Ellis is cute when he’s not shredding his ankle on an effin’ scooter, and I think Anthony Randolph has some potential. ‘Buke doesn’t do it for me.

Sixers-Bucks: It was a tough one. Not much to look at on either team, but I gave it to the Bucks because Ramon Sessions is cute and he’s a D-League to NBA success story….well, partial success story.

By: ticktock6

ticktock6 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:11:26 +0000

Re: RJ, I was gonna comment that he’s probably the player in the NBA least likely to be straight…. but I decided not to go there.

By: Courtside

Courtside — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:15:43 +0000

Forgot to add: KELENNA AZUBUIKE!!! So hot. He single-handedly beats the Jazz anyway.

By: Courtside

Courtside — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:11:42 +0000

This one was super easy. I can’t fundamentally vote for the former Sonics or the Jazz in any situation on moral grounds. Soooo much hotness on the Sonics…Kevin Durant…Thabo…that cute lil math nerd…Sigh. My heart breaks for Seattle. As for the Jazz, Prop H8. Enough said. But even before that, Stockton’s shorts, Malone’s elbows, and Hornacek’s face rub already gave them Most Hated status in my book. That picture of AK47 and the other random Euro is hilaaarious though.

Sixers-Bucks: Andre Iguodala is firmly in the HOT category for me. Did you ever see NBA Rookies on Spike TV or NBA TV? He is too cute. Richard Jefferson – if it looks like a duck and talks like a duck….I’m just sayin. Other Bucks – meh, although Joe whatever is kinda cute. Sixers, as always led by AI, win hands down.