Two teams, fighting it out (hopefully shirtless) to determine who will become the Hottest Team in the NBA. Several of us predicted the Charlotte/New Orleans finals matchup way back in the first round. We’re so smart. If you missed the beginning (oh, the photo collages, the snark, the hotties who left us too soon!) you can still check out the Final Four, 3rd round, Sweet 16 Pt 1 and Pt 2. And you can review the action that went down in Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, and Division 4 of Round One. There were many hotties. There can be only one champion.
#9 New Orleans Hornets vs. #19 Charlotte Bobcats
Matchup Preview:
All right, folks. I just want to let you know these hottie collages are bigger than previous ones. So you may want to click to magnify, just to scrutinize the hotness further… for purposes of voting… really. Or to see every individual line of sweat on Chris Paul and Raja Bell’s faces. You know, either or.
I’m sure some people are voting for the Hornets because this is a Hornets blog, but I don’t feel bad about it because I have long felt we had one of the better-looking teams in the league. What can I say about my fave guys? You’ve got dramatic David West, and happy-despite-being-elbowed-in-the-lip David West. You’ve got Tyson in various stylin outfits. Chris Paul lookin’ like a cutie in a suit, Chris Paul lookin’ like a cutie on the court. You’ve got a lil Mo and Pose, and I even threw in a cute Rasual Butler in glasses. But you know, Hornets, you need to take more shirtless pics. I’ll have my people call your people about that, K?
And hello, Bobcats, with your internationally suave, smirking style. We meet again. Rrawwr. Hello, Boris being French and Raja being shirtless and Emeka being all statuesque. The ladies just love Team Cats. I know, I know, half of their hotness is due to stealing Phoenix’s hotness through a crafty midseason trade. But on the flip side, think of how hot the Hornets could have been if they hadn’t lost Jannero Pargo and Bonzi Wells in the offseason… oh wait, don’t.
NOLA brings da fire!
VS
If having inappropriate thoughts about Team Cats is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Loading ...Voting shall run through Friday. Thanks for enjoying the hotness! I hope y’all enjoy the real playoffs! Keep an eye out for bench cuties all over the league. 
Tired
Hornets hotness pic without “James Posey no underwear”???
David West has grown on me but I had to give this one to the Bobcats. And when they get AI next year…Yowza! Hopefully, the Hornets will step it up by taking off their shirts. I’m taking to you, Tyson!
Hotly contested. Very exciting matchup. I figured clothed Posey was easier on the eyes. Well, easier on the eyes than THOSE particular sketchy photos anyhow…
Should’ve used this pic of Sual. Haha.
http://www.joshmarks.com/photos/Assn-Rasual-Butler.jpg
You know, I thought about it, but I couldn’t find it on my computer… oh well, I am not entirely sure his massive bling chain is tasteful in that pic anyway!
This one goes to the Kitties. Boris Diaw’s french hotness and The Clothesliner’s shirtless pic were the reason behind my choice. Shirtless pics for Tyson and David next year, please. That link to that shirtless pic of Rasual and his ugly ass chain don’t do anything for me personally..
Please. David West wouldn’t be caught dead in a shirtless pic (BUT HE SHOULD!!)
Wow, I just tied this one up again. I had to go with the Hornets on the strength of Chris Paul’s dreaminess. Hehe.