I’m not sure even how to react to the fact that someone actually wrote an article entitled “Hornets, Pistons win in Chris Paul trade” which begins:
Joe Dumars should go after New Orleans point guard Chris Paul.
It’s not as outrageous as you might think.
Um, except for yes it is.
Just like this was also stupid.
Sigh. Insert joke involving me having ______ (amount A) of ____________ (highly undesirable object B) to sell you if you think for more than 10 seconds about these articles.