The folks over at Right Guard, in the interest of promoting their CP+3 Sweepstakes, let me know that they are providing us with a signed Chris Paul away jersey, which we are going to give away to a lucky winner of our choice.
What You Have to Do: This is a two-parter.
1) Become a fan of the official Right Guard page on Facebook (I can only assume they will check, people, so be honest!)
2) Post your best Chris Paul “fact.” What do I mean by this? OK, you know all those wacky Chuck Norris facts people like to make up? See here for reference. That’s what I want: your very best fact about the superpowers of Chris Paul. For example, “Chris Paul doesn’t sleep. He waits.” Or, “When Chris Paul touches fire, he doesn’t get burned. The fire gets Chris Pauled.” Only you can’t expect to win by stealing one everyone’s heard and changing the name to Chris Paul. Be creative. Whichever one makes me spit my beverage out on my keyboard wins.
What You Get: An autographed, authentic Chris Paul away jersey in a fabulous shade of creole blue turquoise.
When It Ends: Sunday. At noon.
Q: Aren’t Hornets 247, At the Hive, and Hoops Addict running a similar contest?
A: Why, yes. Yes they are. Is it cheating if you enter all three? Meh, whatever. Hornets Hype says triple the entries, triple your chances of winning, triple the fun! You could also enter the Official Sweepstakes, which gets you and two friends a chance to play ball with CP3. You’d be rolling in riches then, I tell you. Rolling.
** By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, Hornets Hype and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity.
This is the last thing fire saw bearing down it before it was Chris Pauled.
Cool
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chris Paul’s computer. Chris Paul is always in control.
Chris Paul can talk about fight club.
Chris Paul has broken God’s ankle in a game of one on one.
Chris Paul still isn’t on Twitter.
He is Twitter.
Chris Paul broke into the mint around 7:00pm. He dodged the guard dogs, rocked the security guard to sleep then exploded past the laser field……. then stole the basketball that was sitting in the corner and made it back to New Orleans in time to embarass the Spurs.
Nobody puts Chris Paul in a box
(yeah, I know I’m not eligible to win)
Chris Paul is the last Cylon!
/insiderinformationaboutthejudge
Chris Paul was awarded with a Congressional Medal of Honor for super assist. US Government scores. http://www.twitpic.com/fc6eq
Chris Paul’s favorite desert is Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding.
The recipe, otherwise known as assisted suicide.
1 Cup Heavy Cream
8 Whole Eggs (cracked and slightly beaten)
1/4 Cup of Sugar
1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
2 Dozen Doughnuts (broken in bite size chunks)
1 Cup of White Chocolate Chips
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Chris Paul doesn’t get drafted behind Deron Williams, he takes the Utah Jazz’s future championships in exchange.
when chris paul leads a fast break, the other team believes in the superstition of 2012
Chris Paul will beat you at a game of one on one without even turning up – Amazing. where Chris Paul happens.
chris paul just won the #1 draft pick for 2010
Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chris Paul pajamas.
Chris Paul doesn’t throw Alley-Oops. He throws Alley-OHMYGODDIDYOUJUSTSEETHATs.
the reason why chris paul is the best point guard in the nba is because when he was a baby micheal jordon, larry bird, and magic johnson combined nipples and breast fed all there greatness into cp3
Chris Paul will be a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars”.
Selection Announcement report:
http://dwtscp3.tripod.com/cp3.html
Promo video of the special event:
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/umdwas88/video/xab1y8_dancing-with-the-stars-nba-edition_fun
The scorekeeper was rightly fired recently for recording “field goal attempts” on Chris Paul’s box score. Chris Paul doesn’t attempt shots, he makes them.
Chris Paul is all 99 of Jay Z’s problems.
Teams in the NBA recently stopped gameplanning for Chris Paul, because there is no defense against Paul.
Oh wait, that’s two. Never mind.
Sorry bout my earlier submission. Hopefully this one is approved!
Fact:
The curse of Chris Paul continues in Atlanta. After deciding not to draft Chris Paul in 2005 draft, the desperate Hawks have opted for the next best thing.
http://dwtscp3.tripod.com/nextbestoption.jpg
Unfortunately Paul’s greatness can make even the greatest of superstars breakdown.
http://dwtscp3.tripod.com/cp3shoes.gif
@ Pete Oops. I missed it in my comments. Now you’ve got both.
CP3 cured Haley Joel Osment of Aids.
Chris Paul once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
OK, a team of Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, two Super Mutants and Da Bears versus mini Chris Paul on the gridiron. What’s the pointspread? CP by infiniti, or CP by infiniti + 1?
Really, I got nuthin’ but I need that jersey to turn my nephew away from Houston.
OK, I am cutting people off. I’ll discuss with mW, put some of our favorites in a drawing if we can’t pick, and have a winner posted sometime this evening! Thanks for participating!
So? Who won!
OK, me and mW discussed, and took a cross sample of the ones we liked, and shook them up in a big bag… aaaaaannnd (just kidding we didn’t do any of those things, but we did select…. )
Mario Zygiel
Who said, “Chris Paul is all 99 of Jay Z’s problems.”
Yes, yes he is. Congrats, and I’ll be in touch about the jersey!
Awesome! Thank you so much! Can you please e-mail me:
mario1515@yahoo.com