There are few certainties in this ever-changing world. Luckily we have NBA media day, which is pleasantly and reassuringly similar every year. We know that Peja will be the darkest he’ll be all year, players will be forced to pose all sorts of ridiculous and slightly awkward ways with a basketball– often two– and we know that David West will, at some point, manage to look extremely skeptical in a photograph, despite there being nothing apparent to be skeptical about.
Below are some of the highlights from yesterday’s posing party:
"Oh, they don't make CP take goofy pictures. Cause he's The Franchise." .... Okaaaaay, maybe not.
We really need to track the statistics this year on whether Peja shoots better in his dark half of the season or his pasty half. That stat sounds right about up our alley.
DWest works out some. Just a little.
I really want to caption this picture, but I think deep down we all know it would just be a dirty joke. So instead I will let you imagine what I would have said. And you are probably right.
No one really knows what is going on here.
WTF. Who would do this to Mo Pete's picture???
Grinning
Incorrigible.
Given that I have been hiding in my woman-cave, I did not see that pic of DW. Am concerned by his right bicep being much larger than his left.
You’re totally right. How did I not notice that before? Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrd.