Because I thought we needed some new features, you know I love Twitter, and the title is illiterative. Hornets Hype presents Twittastic Tuesday, a.k.a. the post where I’m a stalker so you don’t have to be, where we’ll bring you the week’s highlights (lowlights? nonlights? mundanities?) from the Hornets player twitters. FYI, the four Hornets on Twitter are Chris Paul, Morris Peterson, Bobby Brown, and Julian Wright. Of all of them, Bobby Brown’s has the potential to be the funniest, because he talks a lot of trash, and occasionally posts super random pics like Marcus Thornton eating fast food or his grocery shopping.
This week?
- Mo Pete twitpic-ed himself in his shades
- … And gave his followers fashion advice
- B Brown says Posey & DBrown and CP make even a financial meeting hilarious but does not elaborate
- CP thinks it sucks that the Hornets always go to Miami on a back to back
- Plus he ate chitlins that his grandma made, and then had to defend himself from people on Twitter hating on his chitlins
- JuJu got stuck in West Bank traffic (on Twitter, naturally)
And finally, here’s Bobby Brown’s Music Monday from yesterday. Because there was just something about Coldplay followed up by Lil Wayne that had me cracking up. You go, Bobby!
Music Monday with Bobby Brown
All right, Hornets tweeters. Now, go forth and say more interesting stuff next week so I have some juicy items to post! Seriously, guys. Do not let me down.
Now, for WAY MORE FUN, if you’re on Twitter, you need to be following fake Devin Brown (Most recent status update: “2 hungover to meet up with the team 2day but I sent coach a party platter of chicken wings so I won’t get fined”) and fake Hilton Armstrong. I don’t know who’s behind it (It’s not me. Really) but it’s quite inappropriately hilarious. Believe me. ***Kind of Not Safe For Work or Children, however
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“fake hilton” ? shit! i really startet thinking this guy would be good for SOMEthing
but great fun to follow!
Oh, ticktock6.
that’s a fake james posey on twitter,right?
Bobby Brown is right about that lemonade… that stuff is heavenly. Basically if it says “Simply” on it, and its a juice, then its delicious.
The fake Devin and Hilton twitters are hilarious.
other than Not know Where the heck is Peja. I really don’t know how this twitter biz works, in additon I don’t believe anyone is who they say they are. I’m currently following Jesus Christ on twitter and waiting for him to tweet his second comming.
Well, Chris Paul is really Chris Paul. To get a verified account, you have to confirm it. (I could not tell you how this works, you have your people contact their people or something.) And then the Hornets have confirmed JuJu and MoPete. The only one who’s iffy is Bobby Brown, but the fact that Chris Paul (who is the real Chris Paul) talks to him means he’s real. Also he’s posted some pics it would be kind of impossible for him to have if he wasn’t with the team.
I can’t do it its too much to read. I’m on the tweet, but it gives me a headache. I’m quick to admit when technology is over my head. Well I guess I can still rely on the good ole roter dial phone and writing letters with a quill and ink.