From this article posted yesterday, detailing the following exchange between Chris Paul and a Portland locker room attendant:
CP: There’s cheese on this chicken sandwich. I’m allergic to cheese.
PLRA: You didn’t say no cheese.
CP: I didn’t think I had to say no cheese. It’s a chicken sandwich.
PLRA: (Picks up menu) It says right here it comes with cheese. Wouldn’t you expect cheese on a hamburger?
CP: No, I would expect cheese on a cheeseburger. A hamburger shouldn’t have cheese. Neither should a chicken sandwich. I’ve been dealing with this my whole life.
PLRA: Do you want to order something else?
CP: Do you have chicken strips?
PLRA: Yeah.
CP: Can you make sure I get them without cheese?
It’s the only explanation for last night (38-9-6) 
… Shout out to @artgarcia_nba for the link.
Oh and HEY, if you didn’t know, the Hornets are in the playoffs! If the season ended today they’d be the #8 seed, after stringing together an 11-4 January with a pretty tough schedule.
Loves everyone!
I kind of expect cheese in a chicken sandwich, to be honest, but maybe I’m just not paying that much attention to my orders. Then again, I’m not as particular about my foods, seeing as I have no known allergies.
/end unnecessary commentary