Hornets aren’t as good as they have been the last two years and Dallas I mean Oakland I mean Golden State I mean fuck (which team are we again), well, my team has gotta take advantage of these fools without CP3; it’s our big chance to run a team ragged and let our talent lag get lost in the run and gun style we run without their ability to sub, you know, with all their injuries–wait, what, our injuries, our short bench? Don’t worry about it.
Tip. We win. That Ju-kid steals it and quick foul, take it out of bounds and then they score? That was quick. We got our own tricks, ha ha. We’ll just let Anthony Tolliver score the first 14 of our 18 points. D-Leaguer? Not anymore. Won’t see him coming. Okafor two quick fouls. Sucker! Oh wait, we don’t have any bigs either. No answer to David West inside or out, why is he running and working hard on defense? It’s a waste of time. (He’s killing us, though). We’re running up and down, though; what more could you want (it’s a game of attrition, how could this not work?). Songaila fouled makes both free throws. Damn! Who would have thought it? Hornets up 4 at the end of the First: got ‘em right where we want ‘em.
That Marcus Buckets kid’s supposed to be special? He’s 0-1. Mwwwahaha. We’ll shoot him back to the bench. Wait, what, we’re 2-8 from 3? Shit. Keep shooting. Buckets 0-2 now. What’s that, Smart, West is 8-15 for 18 with 6:18 to go in the Second? What the fuck? Chris Paul looked good in warm-ups, think he’ll suit up at halftime? Maggette’s jumper is falling. That’s something Thank god West picked up foul 2 and is finally sitting.
Posey in. Is that good or not? Old, flu-ridden bastard. Que pasa, Silas? Zero offensive boards and our best rebounder has 2? West has 8 and Songaila 4? Don’t worry about it. C.J. Picks up foul 3. Shit. Wow, that Thornton 3 was a curveball. How’d that go in? Finally get a fast break our way and Posey holds Ellis, holding up the break, no call? Whatever.
Collison pull up 3 with 32 seconds left in the Second for the 2-and-1, didn’t he do that at the end of the First? Well at least we’ll, aarrrrggghh! Just….Wright cross court for the buzzer-beater. Never mind.
West picks up his double-double forty seconds in. Thunder dunk from Okafor. Damn. We’re losing? I guess it’s because we can’t hit anything from 3. Cut in then, ah, see you missed. Oh, wait, another way late whistle? Sweet, we’ll take it. Steal, there we go. Wait, did C.J. just pass it to Bower? Fuck!
Why does that Mo Pete keep hitting 3s? That’s our thunder. HOLD ON. 11-3 run, that’s what I’m talking about. What, Turner, we’re still down 13? Shit! But the crowd’s back into it now. Hornets lead down to 9. Keep it gunning, guys. Wait Mo again? What’s with that guy?! Steal to end the Third and Devean George dunks it home. Yeeeahahahah!!!
Run keep going keep going run and shoot 3s and yes that is what I call coaching suck it now because we’re tied, bitches! Mo Pete fouled on the 3. Misses all 3 FTs!? Wouldn’t have happened if he had jacked that shot up quicker! Back now to us, up 2, 34-11 Warriors run!!! Wait, why did that Buckets kid score 2 in a row? I thought he was taking it off tonight?
Another 3, this one missed. So what? That’s not the point. What is with that David West?!? Ah well, defense is overrated. We’ll just keep shooting to defend him. There we go, Reggie Williams hits another three. He hit over 40% in the D-League, why would he shoot any worse now? Can’t make a 3 you don’t take. (Weird how the Hornets were killing us with their bigs and then went small.) 30 point swing in the last 10 minutes or so. And they say I can’t coach. We’re shooting 9-11 from 3 in the Fourth. Now that’s coaching. If we can just shoot this well every game, no one will be able to beat us.
Beat the Hornets by 10. Let’s party like it’s 1999 or I’m coaching against Avery. Nothing as sweet as your nineteenth win.
AAAAGGHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I feel like kicking somebody in the face!
I bet it’s even crazier than this inside Nellieball’s head. I can’t even imagine it.
Now that I think about it, I think mW is right. Don Nelson’s coaching ability is in his mental power to make other coaches match whatever his cracked out lineup is doing, no matter how BAD it is for them to do so.
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I always imagined Don Nelson as Admiral Stockdale, kinda like this http://www.hulu.com/watch/4123/saturday-night-live-joyride-with-perot
The Golden State Warriors… because there are no fours.
We have no Identity without Chris Paul. I was actually hoping that DC would sit out for whatever reason for one game and I wanted to see what crazy lineup the team would have. We had Depth at the begining of the season which we prided ourselves on and now nothing- haha I’m sorry, but I know this seasons gone… I’m still watching them and supporting them.. Go Hornets..
It will be interesting to see how the team rallies around Chris’ inevitable return. At the very least, it would be nice to see them rack up some wins they can build on for next season. And if a few other key Western teams want to go on a losing streak at the same time, that’d be cool.
For the record, in a 31-point shellacking last night, the Warriors shot 12-32 (37.5%) from three. Tolliver was 2-10 overall and was Hunter 0-2. We just were the last ones standing when Don Nelson’s music stopped playing.