In which I make some predictions for the game, almost none of which are basketball related. (I told you I have a talent.)
- How many beers will ticktock6 consume at the season ticketholder Beer Garden before her fingers fall off from the cold? Well, folks, we’re asking the tough questions tonight. I’m going to go with 3.
- Will D West’s bench-sitting outfit involve colors besides black or gray? Are you new?
- Will the Back Row Believes sign get on the jumbotron, despite being the awesomest sign in the New Orleans Arena? No. Those people hate on the back row like nobody’s business.
- Will Super Hugo drop kick the basketball into ANY SECTION BESIDES 101? Hell no. This is a serious number based on actual statistical analysis of all home games this season.
- Will Birdman dress? No.
- How many CP-TC alley oops tonight? My guess is six.
41-19 looks pretty. Put that up again.
41-19.
Ready for some more of that?
41-19.
Cold.
Mike W: Look how ridiculous this looks.
Ticktock6: What?
Mike W: I can’t figure out what this giant thing is on his shoulder. I swear to god, it’s gotten bigger since he got it.
Ticktock6: Oh, I thought it was just a band aid.
Mike W: Me too! But I swear, it has grown! I mean, what is it? At first I thought it was, like, an injury. Or maybe it’s covering a really inappropriate tattoo or something. Is it a tumor? Why is it so huge? Does he have a magic rock taped to his shoulder? For good luck?
Ticktock6: (dies)
Mike W: Well, it must work, because he’s the best player on their team.
Ticktock 6: MAGIC ROCK AHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike W: Did you just see that Jeffries guy? Is that guy homeless? No, seriously. Why is this guy’s hair all lopsided and scraggly? He looks all emaciated. Do you know how much money this guy saves, making millions of dollars and living on the streets? If we lose to these freaks with their homeless dude, their midget, and their magic rock… I’m going to cry.
A curse on DS — errk — magic balls small rims, tinted windows dark frowns in dark cars buses or planes are apples coming?? — ggrkhh — blowing on fingers, steam rising from quarterly data fourth after affect times 2.75 — zzzaaas — malfunction — blog error….
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REBOOTING BLOG
While watching replay of the State of the Union address and eating dessert…
Me: F*@k Bush. Is he talking about the Hornets? No.
Mike: (spits powdered sugar all over the glass coffee table)
We might be not quite sober. After one of the most fun Hornets crowds ever. And the 9th win in a row. I made a sign! Our section represented. (When I say I made a sign, I am talking like 2×12 feet. It was visible from the other side of the arena.) I’ll make sure to take pictures Wednesday.
This is the Hornets. This is the Hornets at the top of the Western Conference.
ESPN should not be showing anything on Sportscenter except the Hornets. There should be nothing on the front of their website if it’s not the Hornets. Do not even open your mouth to speak unless it is the Hornets of which you speak. The Times Picayune should plaster the Hornets all over the entire paper tomorrow. In color. Because not enough people know they exist. And this is unacceptable. Huge win tonight. So hyped up.
ESPN: And now, a possible preview of the Western Conference finals.
Me: It’s us!
ESPN: … the Lakers and the Spurs.
Me: Is he talking?
ESPN: blah blah Spurs blah
Me: Did the Spurs win? Did the Spurs play? I wasn’t looking.
Mike: (dies)
I have pretty much been going on like this for half an hour…
