The $#*t List is a frequently updated list of who’s not giving the Hornets the appropriate amount of love. People/entities committing other dubious actions deemed by the owners of this site to not be in the best interest of the Hornets will also be eligible for the $#*t List. And just because we are local does not mean New Orleanians and our local media get a free pass. So be careful what you say about the Hornets, because you will be unceremoniously $#*tListed. And it’s easier to get on the List than it is to get off it. Ask ESPN.
Who’s got a spot on the List currently?
1. The national basketball media. We had to endure a year of completely false OMG THERE IS A HUGE CRAZY SCARY FEUD BETWEEN BYRON SCOTT AND CHRIS PAUL HE SHOULD DEMAND A TRADE articles. Then Byron Scott gets fired, Chris Paul is heartbroken and upset. Does anyone apologize for grossly misinforming the public for an entire year, based on “information” from a freakin’ Bill Simmons column? Nope. They churn out OMG HOW COULD NEW ORLEANS DO THAT TO CHRIS PAUL THAT WAS SO UNCLASSY HE LOVED BYRON HE SHOULD DEMAND A TRADE articles. “But Ticktock6, you can’t Shitlist the entire national basketball media!” … I just did.
2. “Fans” who wanted the Hornets to start tanking 10 games in. Shut up.
3. Tracy McGrady. Today, tomorrow, and always.
4. Von Wafer. No one has provided me with convincing factual evidence that such a person exists. I refuse to believe it.
5. Vince Carter. Crimes against humanity. Also, because he sucks. Also, that t-shirt he wears under his jersey is stupid.
6. Jeff Bower For that time he benched David West and the Hornets lost. Shut up, Jeff Bower.
7. Mardi Gras Baby. Because it’s scary.