*Updated 08/10/08*

The S#*t List is on vacation for the offseason, probably somewhere nice and tropical.

The $#*t List is a frequently updated list of who’s not giving the Hornets the appropriate amount of love. People/entities committing other dubious actions deemed by the owners of this site to not be in the best interest of the Hornets will also be eligible for the $#*t List. And just because we are local does not mean New Orleanians and our local media get a free pass. So be careful what you say about the Hornets, because you will be unceremoniously $#*tListed. And it’s easier to get on the List than it is to get off it. Ask ESPN.

Who’s got a spot on the List currently?

1. Mike Kzryzewski. No pressure, you’re just a failure if you don’t bring home gold.  So no big deal, CP’s only the best PG in the world.  I’d keep him on the bench to start and give D-Will more minutes.  Not.  And seriously, why are you playing CP, D-Will, and Redd at the same time?
2. Members of The National Media. How’s Dallas in 6 look now, bitches?
3. NBA Schedule-Makers. Are Dallas and Phoenix really more interesting than us?  And I’m sorry, other than Lebron, the Cavs are BORING.  Come on.
4. People who are too “cool” to put on the T-shirt like the other 18,000 freakin’ people. Ditzy girls who show up in heels and clubbing clothes? I’m talking to you. Listen, I am a cute girl. I am JUST AS CUTE in an XL Hornets shirt, if not more so, because it shows that I possess enough of a brain to comprehend what is going on around me. “Oh my god! The camera’s on meee! Pose! Smile! They think I’m hot!” … Um, no. You’re not putting on the shirt. They think you’re a jackass.
5. ESPN. Surely, on one of your 8 channels, it would have been possible to show the beginning of the Hornets/Spurs Game 3. Surely it wouldn’t have killed us to cut away from the scintillating final 3:00 of a Celtics 22 point blowout. Surely we all remember that when New Orleans was up over Dallas in a blowout in the first round, you cut away from our game.
6. ESPN Radio: For alleging that Phil and Flip are by far the best coaches of the playoffs, while Doc and Byron are a coin flip distant second. Fuck you man, B-Scott just won COY.
7. TNT. It’s so much fun to turn on the TV and watch “what can the Mavs do” and “now Jason Kidd will…” and “David West and Chris Paul should give some respect to…” Oh wait. Not. Oh, and I really gotta single out Kenny Smith, because he gives the most hate.
8. New Orleans Arena. There is now No. Abita. Beer. In. The. Arena. At. All. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Is this some generic Midwestern suburbia or is this the city of New Orleans??? The longer this goes on the more angry I get.
9. New Orleans Arena Part II. Could we get a replay up in here? There is no better way to rile up the home crowd than to show a replay of the damn call. Please. We’re begging you.
10. Adrian Wojnarowski. Because of the dumbest MVP article ever. Forgiven!
11. NBA.com. Don’t order a jersey from their store. It will take at least 3 weeks. That’s right. Three.